GOD’S ONE-LINERS
Be
Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll clean 'em.
A lot
of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Don't
put a question mark where God put a period.
Don't
wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
Give
God what's right, not what's left!
Give
Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
God
doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God
grades on the cross, not the curve.
God promises
a safe landing, not a calm passage.
Having
Truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
He who
angers you, controls you!
He
whom you hate lives in your head rent free!
He who
is good at making excuses, is seldom good for much else.
He who
kneels before God, can stand before anyone!
Kindness is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming back.
Most
people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
Never
give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
Plan
ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
"Pray" is a four letter word that you can use anywhere.
Prayer! - Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
The
Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
To be
almost saved, is to be totally lost.
Watch
your step carefully! Everyone else does!
If we
don't change the Message, the Message can change us.
We set
the sail; God makes the wind.
We're too
blessed to be depressed. (or stressed!)
Worry is the darkroom in which
"negatives" are developed.
Hint: When facing the Son, you see no
shadows.
His Glory and Grace = your peace in the
"race."
God
loves to answer knee-mail!