Holy Credit Cards (The Master's Card)
There are some
things money can't buy,for everything else there's
Master card.
I'm sure you've all
received their applications in the mail.
However, I'm here
to advertise a different card.
You see, my life is
a product for others to see.
I'm a card carrying
representative for The Master's Card.
That's right, The
MASTER'S CARD.
Let me tell you
about it.
There are no
finance charges, no payments due.
My bill has already
been covered...it's a prepaid deal.
I couldn't afford
the price, so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me.
My Name is written
on the card for all to see.
It is accessible
twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.
The MASTER'S CARD
has so many benefits it's hard to list them all.
Let me share some
of them with you... you might want to apply for a
personal card
yourself.
Just for starters
there is UNLIMITED GRACE.
That's right, there
is no preset limit to the amount of grace you
receive from The
MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been
looking for love in all the wrong places?
Then, look no
farther than
The MASTER'S CARD.
It offers the
greatest rate on love that has ever been offered.
The MASTER'S CARD -
gives you access to many "members only" benefits.
Want real joy
despite the difficulties of life?
Apply for - The
MASTER'S CARD.
Want a lasting
peace?
Apply for - The
MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for
something you can always rely on in a jam?
The MASTER'S CARD
is perfect for you.
Another great thing
about The MASTER'S CARD is that it never expires
and will never be
canceled.
Once you're a
member, you're a member for life... eternal life, that is.
Membership has its
privileges, you know. So why not apply today?
It's only a prayer
away